Scene – October, early evening, sun just going down and about 70 degree’s. Me (Dingbat #1) the lately

discovered nudist discovers the timer driven outside lights didn’t go on because I had forgotten to reset it.

Hmm, timer is outside in front of the home in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul-de-sac. Hmmmmmmm, fast look, around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, and also the other neighbors we do not speak to…heck with it. It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I Will only step outside real quickly, change the timer and no damage done right? Right.

Open door, step though, shut door because inside lights are on and I do not need to provide a detailed shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. Correct timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Brilliant. …devise swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.

Quickly look around while trying to recall if we really bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to place in exterior someplace for similar, but clothed emergencies. [flv: ../../upload/674.jpg 100% 300]

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NOPE! Still on the counter. Brilliant. to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is broken open. . I will merely quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their back yard walk by on the sidewalk with their dog.

Brilliant. “Um….hi?”

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